"I Only Eat Candy" as written by and Parry P./dennis Gripp....
I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat Candy

I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat candy
I'm angry!

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yes I only eat candy my good friend
Oh I only eat candy
Yeah!
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"I Only Eat Candy" as written by Parry Gripp Charlie Dennis

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    General Commentnerf herder is genious...
    EmothicAon March 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song means nothing. and thats why nerf herder kicks ass. fuck you. i like candy. thats it...
    themikison May 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commentgotta love the NOFX reference at the end too.
    themikison May 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commentprops at themikeis, i love the nofx reference:D NOFX Rules, Nerf Herder Rules..looks like they're homies:D
    craigsbrotheron July 18, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhat's up with that part after "I'm Angry!", like it doesn't make sense but you listen to it and you don't even care, you just wanna go out and eat some candy
    Running_On_Emptyon June 30, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthat part sounds like they've reversed someone talking. would be interesting to try it out
    coolbluereasonon June 11, 2006   Link
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    General Commentok so I tried it out, it's someone saying "I only eat candy" and "eat candy", stuff like that
    coolbluereasonon August 10, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is for an ex. Letting the ex know that in this new relationships there are no fights, or explosions/killing. (murder-great word) Everything is sweeter (smooth). This person is clearly angry and in denial because they are stuffing their face and mind with candy (someone/something sweeter) as a form of distraction.
    Lionqueen8on October 30, 2011   Link

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