with christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case
i never wanted army men or basketballs
i only wanted pantyhose and barbie dolls
and dressing up in mother's clothing
my whole life i've been feeling only feminine
it always seemed so useless trying to be a man
now that's a ghost of christmas past

now it feels like the very first time
cuz it's going to be the very first time
that christmas feels right to me
and i know that i'm looking good
just like a real girl should
it's my first christmas as a woman

a doctor reconstructed my genitals
and now i'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me
i took the hormones and i got my breasts
this season's gonna be the best to me
i won't have to tuck it behind me
since i got my brand new vagina
it's my first christmas as a woman
chop it off! chop it off! chop it off!
my penis, chop it off it's no use to me
cut it off! chop it off! chop it off!
my penis, cut it off so i can finally be a woman...
now i'm finally happy cuz i made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual
now i'm a pretty lady

now it feels like the very first time
cuz it's going to be the very first time
that christmas feels right to me
cuz i know that i'm looking good
just like a real girl should
it's my first christmas as a woman


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    General Comment this song is about a dude that never like to dress as a guy and instead he like to play with barbies, and pantyholes. good job vandals
    LoserDude45on August 29, 2002   Link
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    General Commentit also goes further, because it is about a guy who has get changed his sexuality by an doctor because he wants to be a women instead of an guy
    DirtyHarryon December 27, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthis song makes my day anytime i listen to it. i love all their songs on oi to the world. they're a million times better than any other christmas songs. (:
    loltayl0ron January 16, 2008   Link

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