Unemployment is my scene Brain dead - the fumes I breath Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla Carp is a town, not a fish Too dumb to care The S.B.-Goleta connection Feelin' like a champion All aboard the lagwagon It's fast enough for me Slow Me-and-my friends on the couch Give me a sofa and some snacks The idiot box-that T.V. trash The V.C.R.-some stupid films The remote control Fuck the bills There's no point in a job The pay just sucks if you're a slob I'm not lying I'm lazy and all my friends are just like me [Chorus] Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bings and bing hits I hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds can you relate to me? [Repeat Chorus] All aboard the lag wagon!!!
Lyrics submitted by black_cow_of_death