The turn out tonight is weak The crowd is looking meager Only 40 to 50 in the flock but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock And you can probably see that we're not all that tight A couple more drinks will alter your sight That does not mean fight I'm not saying I have to be drunk but tequila shots make it more fun I'm havin' fun [Chorus] Oh, Beer Goggles I love to put them on Next to eachother at the bar She's thinkin' he's the one I'm thinkin' where's my car She thinks I look good Obviously she didn't smell that fart "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" Hey man, it's a start "Hi, my name's Barbie" "My name's Ken" The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head I'm drunk again [Repeat Chorus] And one size fits all!!!

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Beer Goggles song meanings
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    General CommentThis song is about beer
    Ain't I great?
    Punkfather666on July 21, 2002   Link
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    General CommentLagwagon rock!
    Beer Rocks!
    nazipunksfuckoffon August 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song has my vote for best way to play drums in a song...AWESOME DRUMMING!
    afipunk84on April 14, 2004   Link
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    General CommentBeer goggleeeessss...I like to put them on! One size fits aallll...haha that part is the best...this song is awesome...lagwagon is gggggrrrrEAT!
    Hardcore_Slackeron June 01, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI agree with afipunk, all the songs on Duh have awesome drum fills, Derrick Plourde is in my oppinion a better drummer than Dave Raun, though Dave is good too.
    Mute_Airon March 27, 2005   Link

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