hey how did everybody get in my room it's saturday another perfect day till i hit the boardwalk headed towards the pier' your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way 50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades greased up dolphin shorts/wrist guards so it won't hurt your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yea until the day/you learn to surf or skate college jack o faggot sportin oakley shades all on rollerblades crash helmets to be safe all on rollerblades yea crash helmets to be safe whoopie its fun to skate/i'll do a figure 8 watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs oh gee this is fun/looks like i better run i4 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head yea this sport is so extreme/you roller disco queens goin to do the hustle at the roller wonderland yea she blades to shrink her thighs/so she can justify 2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea neat neat i really think its neat i'm stealing every trick from every skateboarder i meet neat neat i really think its neat you stupid faggot roller bladers roller wonderland cum guzzlin fruit cake i hope you break your hands roller wonderland cum guzzlin fruit cake i hope you break your fucking neck


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    General Commentthis song is not about queers exactly or the 1970s either. the song is about how all the "stupid" rollerbladers are always getting in the way and trying to imitate the skateboarders by "stealing tricks" from them. They are making fun of how the rollerbladers wear protective equipment like helmets and wristguards that of course the skateboarders wouldn't be caught dead wearing.
    erik_shunon July 11, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentNot only is this an awesome song, but it's also incredibly funny.
    monkeyman2020on June 13, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti hate rollerbladders
    daddioon September 25, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits a song about queers, roller bladers.. funny
    kikoon March 10, 2003   Link
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    General Commentdo the hustle!! jaja. Its a title of a song from the 70's probably a disco song where rollerblades guys danced. And they dressed exactly as it is described in the song. Funny song.
    kikoon March 10, 2003   Link
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    General CommentNo matter how many times I listen to this song, I laugh my ass off everytime, cause neat neat, I really think it's neat. Hah.
    hatred is purityon March 18, 2003   Link
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    General Commenthey how did everyone get in my room... hilarious
    new_racer182on May 02, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyah that first line is great i love it. i dont think there were roller blades in the 70s though
    duzton May 24, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThe funny thing about this song is that skateboarding is no less lame than rollerblading. I'm sick of seeing 30 year old men riding around on narrow boards with tiny wheels... you are not 17 any more, get a fucking car.
    BrooksBonkoskion April 17, 2012   Link
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    General CommentI think rolberblading was a bigger deal in the 90s becuase I havent seen a rollerblader in many years but if I did I`d blast this song at them
    harrykidon August 13, 2013   Link

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