Okay, here's the story about my momand dad
One was white one was black
I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed
My skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on

So 1, 2
1, 2, 3 slam!

Kinky hair when I wake up
straight when i go to bed
my dad speaks jive talk to me
don't know what he just said
My mother she's a honkey
My dad's kentucky fried
I don't know what the hell I'm on

so 1, 2
1, 2, 3 slam!

Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
it's hot dogs on friday nights the chicken's country fried
My dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
My mom says "pass the squash
I need something to ease the pain"
So I'll go downtown and get some downers
Whoa, man, I'm a little bit slow
But I've got to get up somehow
Got no money, just a good idea
Let me tell you how I'll steal my parents credit cards
Oh yes I'll rip them off i'll go downtown to where dad works
and get myself some cocaine now I'm high
and I'm not shy, i'll get it off my chest
My mom is white, she thinks she's right
She thinks that she's the best
My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
I don't know what the hell i am

So 1, 2
1, 2, 3 slam!

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1-2-3 Slam song meanings
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    General CommentThis is a classic pit Anthem! Doesn't matter if you're man, woman, black, white, mixed or whatever. Everyone is equal when you're stomping to the beat.
    xAnneysWhoreExon July 21, 2002   Link
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    General Commenttotally agreed
    MikeDon September 09, 2002   Link
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    General Commentah the video for this is great! If you haven't seen it, download it
    mixpix45on September 18, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is the first guttermouth song i ever heard and i must say it is delightful.
    PunkRawkLoseron September 27, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyeah, its a great song to get into guttermouth. this is good punk rock.
    punk_rocker_on October 12, 2002   Link

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