love a magician
She can cut me in half
She can find quarters behind my ear
And make me laugh, one two one two
Is this thing on? Let’s assess.
Oh yes, she’s the best. There is no contest.
I must confess that there are times like when
She floats me straight up in the air
Over thirty miles—I don’t care.
Well maybe a little it can really stop
You from doing something when you wonder
Oh, if they’d really drop you.
She simply wiggles her nose
And disappears all my clothes
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder, wonder
Now she vanished into thin air
And doesn’t see why I care
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now wonder now
I love a magician, she does things to
Keep me amuse like when she sticks
My hair straight up in the air
For the benefit of her stuck-up friends
Well, I don’t think it’s funny
But it’s a touchy subject
She likes to set me a trap
And makes me come with a clap
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder, wonder
She says she can’t read my mind
I know she does all the time
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now wonder now
There are times I don’t know you at all.


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  • +1
    General CommentI love this song so. Nobody seems to enjoy it the same way. I appreciate it for being the most bizarre and twisted rap song I've ever heard. Also, the line "She simply wiggles her nose and disappears all my clothes".
    wayne_ozacroton May 10, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis song is absolutely great. He cares more about a girl than she does for him... he's putting more of himself into the relationship than she is. Been there.
    Northstaron January 08, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentDon't worry wayne. I adore it too!
    backstabon May 21, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song, I play it to wake me up in the mornings. It works.
    exitmusic(forafilm)on April 16, 2007   Link
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    General CommentAn awesome song on a perfect album. Like Northstar said, I do think this is about a guy who's in a kind of one sided relationship. Beyond that, I think this girl is kind of a bitch who doesn't treat him right and doesn't really respect him, which is fantasized in the song as him being the butt of all these magic tricks she pulls that embarrass him. But I think the guy's too much of a doormat to stop it, and she just walks all over him.
    timbo8on January 16, 2011   Link

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