Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
Cos that egg nog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of christmas cheer
Cos they knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!


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Christmas Celebration song meanings
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    General Commentim taking a wild guess that rivers doesnt like christmas...
    sean7711on July 11, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI don't know if I'd say he doesn't like Christmas, I just think he doesn't like the tradition and "pagentry". He's just bored with all the silly little things like trees and caroling. He's grown too old for that stuff now.
    1CompleteIdioton April 24, 2003   Link
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    General CommentGood call ^

    i think that's it...

    it's a great song...i really like the beat to it...
    LongtimeSunshineon February 15, 2006   Link

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