"Smoke Two Joints" as written by and Michael A. Kay Chris Kay....
She was living in a single room with three other individuals
One of them was a male, and the other two
Well, the other two were females
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore Susan I wouldn't be
The least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes, reefers


I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

(Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill
Eazy-E were ya ever caught slippin'? Hell nah!)

Daddy he once told me
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I met a man
He came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine
But first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night
Jah say oh oh oh oh oh


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"Smoke Two Joints" as written by Michael A Kay Chris Kay

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    General Commenthaha, i can relate to this song, i only wish i had that much weed though, go brad! ;)
    xgrrbabion April 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song makes me laugh, whenever i hear it i always think of my best friend stumbling around singing this
    uncgurlon April 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commentgooood song to have a blaze tooo..bestbestbest
    Pretty in Punkon May 05, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhenever i hear this song i think of this time i showed up to a party stoned and just sat in a room listening to sublime the whole time with some of my friends. good memories.
    alk3girlon May 07, 2002   Link
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    General CommentProbably one of the best sublime songs ever! it def. brings back memories of getting all f*cked up at the beach listening to this CD over and over again.
    LiveUrLifeon May 17, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love sublime...smokin weed smokin weed.... the band slightly stoopid sings a song called sensimilla.....thats good too!
    johnbonsgirlon May 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentIn case you weren't counting, that's 16 joints. Didn't Sublime cover this song? I seem to remember a line about "I smoke to joints when I play video games, and every 10,000 points...."
    nietzsche_66on May 31, 2002   Link
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    General Commentbob marley covered it too. it's by the toys i think. good stuff. i was fuckin around on kazaa once when i was high as shit and i found this song. it got me into sublime.
    staleph1shon June 07, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwow only 8 posts! OUCH *rubs spot on arm where she feels a punch* What has the world come to??? :-( Oh well gotta love sublime, don't we all??? This song kicks ass by the way... I'm a firm believer that originals are better but sublime proved me wrong and covered this song nicely! :-D

    *~*~ That's me in a nutshell..... would someone please get me out??? ~*~*

    Amber
    BluePer5ephone69on June 12, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthanks, guys. i knew this was a cover, but all my friends didn't think so. i was right and they were wrong!
    nietzsche_66on June 30, 2002   Link

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