"Clarissa" as written by and James Euringer....
every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love

every little thing you do, rock mine
every little thing you do, fucking ho

on monday night bitch
tuesday night bitch
wednesday night bitch
thursday night bitch

if you're so smart, explain this clarissa, pow
explain this, clarissa, clarissa, clarissa

every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love

every little thing you do, rock mine
every little thing you do, fucking ho

on monday night bitch
tuesday night bitch
wednesday night bitch
thursday night bitch

you're so smart
come hold me fergusun, come on and ride me now
come hold me fergusun, well i said i got nothing
come hold me ferguson,
come hold me ferguson, come hold me ferguson
come on come on come on ride it ride it pow


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"Clarissa" as written by James Euringer

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  • +2
    General Commenti always thought this song was about that bitch that was on televsion. . .melisa joan hart, you know in that show "Clarissa Explains It All". she was a smart mouthed bitch, i wanted to slap her, she thought she knew it all. . .the only person that keept me watching was her brother ferguson, now that kid was cool
    MSI-4LIFEon May 13, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti shove me dick to da back of her throat ;]
    Jimmy Urineon May 27, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlittle know it all bitch....
    littlejimmyurineon June 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentshow suked....but the song...n the bitch are hott
    Harvester of Sorrowon June 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentshe was one smart mouth bitch. i bet that little jimmy would teach that whore some respect.
    xShaixon August 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthe show was if your my age, 18, ok. i grew up on that, and that is why i am such a respectable young adult. anyway you can't be made fun of for what you listened to or watched when you were little. you were little the brain washing stage was still in progress. now you can break free and look at all the horrible mistakes you made and correct your behavior accordingly.
    nick joneson September 02, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentJimmy Urine had a thing for Melisa John Heart when he was younger i heard.
    Spinson September 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI LIKED THE SHOW. but yeah, evidently Jimmy didn't. I thought the guy who always came through the window was hot...Sam was it?But then again, I was like 10.
    GrinningMartyron September 25, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentit sounds like:
    another teenage bitch
    because the syllables seem to work better than the days of the week
    callcollin1on October 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentnah, it is the days of the week casue around the time wendsday comes up, you can hear him say wendsday
    TenaciousPiebaldon October 14, 2002   Link

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