Well, I'd club a baby seal, But you know I won't ingest it. I'd tell my vegan girlfriend "You know I wouldn't suggest it All my shoes are leather And I don't care whether or not All the cute little animals were to be shot!


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    Fuck the meaning! This is one of the coolest punk songs ever!!!

    James_fullspenton March 01, 2002   Link
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    a Joke for you....

    A baby seal walks into a club...

    ramtharon March 01, 2002   Link
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    all i can say is what the ****...

    sunny22auon March 01, 2002   Link
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    Hey! Have you ever heard the Phat lead into this song has? It is so awsome! The lyrics may be short and funny but musically this song seriously kicks arse!

    James_fullspenton March 03, 2002   Link
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    YES!! kill the baby seals!

    cocknazion May 09, 2002   Link
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    this is a sick song!! yeh yeh,b4 u all start sayin 'it's a joke,blah blah', i know!!

    punkrockgirlon May 18, 2002   Link
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    heh heh...baby seals. This song is awesome because it is short and sweet.
    Black Cow of Death, you forgot the "consider someone else, stop preaching about animals" part. Or maybe that is only in the version i heard..

    myownprison333on May 23, 2002   Link
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    This song was basically written to piss of vegans. Well, thats what I think anyways.

    teenagefuckupon June 21, 2002   Link
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    hey this spmg is amazing. Why?? One Word: Bigwig

    SickPunkon July 06, 2002   Link
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    I love the lead this song has, even f I don't agree with the lyrics...hopefully it is a joke. Anyway, this song is pretty cool.

    Madcappunkon August 27, 2002   Link

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