things can't get much weirder
this can't get much worse
don't know why you wouldn't kiss me
but it's a good thing i asked you first

you were a big strapping boy with a boner.
yeah i felt it when we hugged goodbye
you gave"me an evening i'll never forget
no matter how hard i try

yeah you were just mister flirtatious
all night just workin' that ass
well you know it's uncool to bring it to school
if you don't want to share with the class

i am just mrs. embarrassed
i feel like a dirty old man
i've got my eye on a guy
that just moved out of mom's house
with his pretty head stuck in the sand

you've earned yourself a place in my memory
by being tje one who said no
where are my fucking car keys
i think i'll just go

surprise surprise now you miss me
now that i'm not in your face
surprise surprise now you're calling me
now that you feel safe
do you think that i could be your prom date
you could do us a stiff little dance
except that this isn't high school, baby
and you had your chance
you had your chance

you've earned yourself a place in my memory
by being the one who said no
now where are my fucking car keys i think i should go
jey look! car keys...bye!


things can't get much weirder
this can't get much worse
don't know why you wouldn't kiss me
but it's a good thing i asked you first.

you were a big strapping boy with a boner
yeah i felt it when we hugged goodbye
you're leaving i'll never forget
no matter how hard i try

no matter how hard i try


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    General Commenti can't believe that no one has commented on this yet! this song is fucking amazing. i can relate to this 110%.

    "you've earned yourself a place in my memory
    by being the one who said no"

    hell yes...ani is amazing
    ixheartx311on August 18, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhoa. good god. i love this.

    "you gave me an evening i'll never forget
    no matter how hard i try"
    sapphireskieson September 24, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthis is a great twist on the typical dating views. she sings courageously about not feeling less than human for being a girl who wanted sex. she puts a spin on the way males want to put down females if they dont put out. i love it.
    "you know its uncool to bring it to school if you dont want to share with the class"
    one of my favorite ani lines. tell them how it is.
    mycocoateaon April 16, 2005   Link

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