Hey Mister I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey Mister on your way
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting hot

It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
and its a good one of that I'm sure

Hey Mister I really like your daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation

It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
and its a good one of that I'm sure

Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
hahaha hahaha hahaha ha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
and its a good one of that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
Man to man mister I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter

Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na!


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    General Commentfun, funny song. About a guy explaining to a man that he's well *wink wink* *nudge nudge* with his daugher and all that..and then eventually he explains that he never wants to have a daugher because someone would do the same to him. I can't stop listening to this song, it's great..
    Mopnuggeton January 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song is absolutely hilarious. I think the overall meaning of it is pretty self explanitory. I just had to write to say how much I love the line "when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water". This is just a really good analogy. ;)
    Princess_Toniaon January 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhat does this song mean to me? hmmm......it's about a typical man. i love it. it's ALWAYS in my head and custom is just the friggin bomb.
    alterna_luveron February 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love this song. Namely because it is either about every guy in general or the worst guy a girl could bring home to daddy.

    Top 2 favorite lines are-
    1) When I'm horny like thirsty, she's a bottle of water.
    and
    2)In the backseat naked in a new Volkswagon, the perfect little gift for high school graduation.
    the Edgeon February 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love this song. just cause my friend says it describes me you know....It's not she's a tramp It's not she's not pure She just likes getting her fuck on and its a good of that I'm sure. he says it describes me cause im a freakin NYMPHO...na na na na na na
    bethon March 11, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love this song. its soo catchy and its meaning. if u dont know what it means plz stop goin to sunday school!!
    MorbidAngelon March 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is a fucken funny ass song i love it. can't stop listen to it... i almost have is memerized...
    viper2001_21on April 10, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love this song... it gets stuck in my head so easily I just have to sing it. ;) I get really shocked looks from my friends. haha.
    GCPunkDoRkon April 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentAwesome song, sometimes the truth hurts (well the father anyway). Makes me hope I never have a daughter! :)
    Jamson April 18, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI wonder how many Daddies out there know that there's at least a LIL bit of this girl in their daughter! And how traumatized they'd be if they did know!
    Haruko19on April 26, 2002   Link

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