"Monday Morning Ant Brigade" as written by Greggory A. Attonito, Shalendar S. Khichi, Bryan T. Kienlen and Peter William Steinkopf....
Monday morning, I woke up late
I feel like shit and I can't see straight
One last drink was a bad idea
I’m on the bowl with diarrhea
Out the door in a fog
Barked at by the neighbor’s dog
Forgot my keys, I went back inside
I got a flat so I can't ride
The phone rings aw jeez now what?
I am an idiot so I pick it up (hello?)

Now I’m held up on my line
My cretin landlord he's wasting my time
He wants his money or we go to trial
He's got penis envy denial

Another weekend I didn't get laid it's a Monday morning ant brigade
Another weekend I didn't get paid it's a Monday morning ant brigade

Fuck it all, no regrets
I’m staying in and you can bet
It sucks outside in the pouring rain
I'll smoke some pot and fry my brain
Thom cut the record down to the bone
I'm the sure shot rocking the microphone

Another weekend I didn't get laid it's a Monday morning ant brigade
I've got the Monday mornings

Lyrics submitted by civperc

"Monday Mourning Ant Brigade" as written by Greggory A. Attonito Bryan T. Kienlen

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    General CommentThis is my fave. song on Hopeless Romantic. But I think its 'out the door, in a fog, barked at by the neighbors dog' instead of what this person put. anyways, it doesnt really matter but this is funny song.:)
    Punks_R_Uson August 02, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhat can you say, classic all around. one of the greatest punk bands ever
    redpatcheron December 11, 2004   Link
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    General Commentfave song on hopeless romantic as well.
    i love the chorus.
    go_pete_goon January 09, 2005   Link

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