I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bleeding nose."

Well, look out man, 'cause here she comes, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no
I think she knows what happened at the party, ow.
No, no, no, no, no, no
And did you really sleep with that chick, man?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
And you are you going to tell her straight up, man?
No, no, no, no

I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bloody nose."

This is the last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

Well, hey, how was the party last night, honey?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh well, it's wasn't bad. I saw a fight, honey.
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'll bet that wasn't all you saw, now was it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
She started stutter. I couldn't quite slip it.
No, no, no, no

the last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
Oh
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bloody nose."

This is last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

This is last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low
Check your sex toys. Check your Playboys.
Check all your things 'cause I'll bet there destroyed!
Cause I'm a jackass.
Well, I'm a jackass
Yeah, I'm a jackass


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    General CommentThis has to be one of the funniest songs I have ever heard. It is off of the American Pie 2 soundtrack, so, of course, it has to be hilarious. I think this is a very good rendition of what a girl would (and should) do if a guy cheats on her and lies about it.
    XkannenXon April 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti lurve this song! so cute. that's cause this is exactly what i would do if my b/f cheated on me! lol, thank god - i know he wouldn't! anyway, just thought i'd recognize jetting ham because they're very talented guys!
    my_rockstaron April 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis is a great song, and yeah, I guess it's kinda funny, LOL. I know I'd wanna do that if a guy cheated on me!
    skeetsquirrelon May 23, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyummy song!
    fallenfrominnocenceon May 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song rocks- tis just that simple!
    peachy_chick2006on June 29, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThe first time I heard this song I thought he said "If santa wasn't cheating, then why am I leaving?"

    Please don't ask what that is supposed to mean =X LOL
    kid emoon July 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthaha thats funny...i first thought this said something about santa too...then i asked my friend and i still get made fun of...this song is good! i think if somebody was cheating on me, i think they would get a broken nose! haha
    UnwrittenMestUpGurlyon July 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is horrible...honestly. what are you all thinking?
    madwillyon July 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commentawesum song im perdy sure my gyrl wud kik my ass.....or get her brother to kik my ass.....if i cheatd on her
    dru_gon July 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commentmadwilly, yeah, it's a cheesy song, but can't you just go with the flow? C'mon, man, you gotta give them credit. It is just a little bit funny... just a little. "If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bleeding nose." Stupid, but hilarious.
    XkannenXon August 02, 2002   Link

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