"Hell Yeah" as written by Gene Elliott Jr/thornton Thornton and Brian/kelly Williams....
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God


Lyrics submitted by onearmedscissor

"Hell Yeah" as written by James M. Franks

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  • +1
    General CommentJimmy Pop doesn't just want to be a god. He is a god
    tom.burnson May 19, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis is definately my favorite 'quote' or whatever you'll call it that I've heard in ANY music:
    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
    I'll tell them i found Jesus that should throw them off
    He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
    Oh Jesus can i borrow your crowbar?
    To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
    LMAO!
    Greek15on October 28, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is sooooo wrong, but its great!
    TaffyNCKon May 03, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song, its hilarious ... its such a parody ... yay ...!!!
    saneon May 04, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment""If i were God i'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
    Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing""

    Damn Right!
    *SoBeR~STiNKFiST*on May 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is so damn funny!!
    nietzsche_66on May 23, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is very blasphemous. Oh fuck that, it's fucking hilarious. The Bloodhound Gang are the only "rappers" that I like. They don't rap all the time though.
    anarchysomething44on June 01, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love the whole song but especially crucified and all i got was this lousy t shirt!!!! fuck yea
    fetishaon October 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentbest line:

    "'I can't believe it's not butter!' I'll sing as I'm flogged"
    Archfoeon May 06, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti must say i agree with "anarchysomething44", B.H.G are the only "rappers" that i like, and tehyre not rapping all the time, they have "punkrock" songs, theyre so damn funny..... oh, god, this song rocks!! best line: "crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"...
    +-+A.F.I+-+on January 04, 2006   Link

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