"Playmate Of The Year" as written by and Udhus/tabatabaee/bergdorf/mauriello/osmu....
There's this girl I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble

She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee-pee
In the mirror

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
Comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year

Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you, too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwords
You never want to talk

We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me

Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my Playmate
And she could call me Dad

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
She comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]

She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year


Lyrics submitted by sugarsweete122

"Playmate of the Year" as written by Ben Osmundson Ali Tabatabaee

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  • +1
    General CommentThis sounds like an American Pie-type song to me. That being a biography of a teenage guy. This song is nothing short of hilarious.
    XkannenXon April 13, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentOMG Bubbley69, that is something soooooooo F****** funny!!

    Seriously guys, you gotta read more into it.

    This song is about a deep connection that this person had with some girl and how he feels so...

    Alright, forget it.

    This song could be re-titled bluntly,

    Spank the monkey
    or
    Ham the hamster
    chino69on December 22, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti can't resist turning this up and singing. it's so fun and loud and great, even if it is about jerking off, i love it
    sarah3064on April 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentso funny, but unless you actively listen to the lyrics you wont get everything. it took me a couple of times to realize the "milky clear" part. when i play it for other people and im laughing my ass off, they all think im crazy... then i tell them to listen to the lyrics. wonderful, i love it.
    CrzyGmOfPkr19on May 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentvery funny song!
    nakedapes02on May 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentzebrahead rocks...i saw 'em in concert but this is the only i actually remember them singing
    tankgirl101on June 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is awesome
    three simple wordson July 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song was in dude where's my car? its so obvious that its about him jacking off to a playboy or something like that..
    freakedupstaron July 18, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment'Tiny pee pee'...that' hilarious.
    Derin Earlingon March 06, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHaha, this song is funny as hell.
    JKingon April 28, 2003   Link

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