*Arnold Schwarzenneger voice*
*
This is the guv'nah
I come to this country with nothing but the shirt on my back--and these big, bulging muscles.
I'm not Noodle-Arm, I've big, big, bullish arms.
Work hard. Eat your vitamins. Don't do drugs, and don't do whimsy.
Noodle-Arm is a girl.
C'mon! C'mon! You're a sissy-pants, I squash you!
*

I couldn't even walk right--I already had a broken leg
You still beat me down, I'm underground
You stabbed me in my ear, couldn't even hear
I'm an alcoholic, you gave me all that beer
I had a cataract, what did you do? You punched me in my eye.

When I said "I wanted to die", you said "Try"
The weed got me high, you didn't have to put them drugs in it
I was 22, you told me life was all about you
Slipped something in my brew,
then you stole all my rings and shoes

Yo, I couldn't walk right
You still threw me down the stairs
Held me down
Made me perm my hair but I knew you didn't care
I used to have a flair
'til you gave me all that heroin
Told me I was a walking synonym
I'm gonna die soon
You had me so depressed
Feelin' stressed like I'm jumping
You had me doin' raw
Fucking tell me I need to search for something

Following me, be yelling in my ear when I'm sleep
Laughin' at me from your new Jeep
Kick me in the face with cleats

Knocked out my two front teeth, then you said we had no beef?
*Hey, hey, hey, Dave man, calm down man*
You said we had no beef?
*Just calm down a minute, rhyme man, just rhyme*

I couldn't even stand up
You still hit me with a bottle
Said "it's all hollow"
Told me it was all about Jesus
I said "I'm prestigious"
You said, "Why you rock them dirty jeans and fuck with them chicks?"
Then you hit me with that metal stick

You laughed at me
Cursed me why I couldn't fit in
Told me I'll rise
Knowing that I had a bum knee
You know I had a warrant
And told the cops to bum my I.D.
Told me things were good
Then you made me stack it on the Jeep

*Stack em up*

One, Two: My man Miles Bonny
Three, Four: For my man Hi-Fidel
Five, Six: This might do, Hi-Fidel
Mad Whimsy, gettin' drunk ? at Disney

Four, Six: This is for my man Rod
Five, Seven: This is for that dude, P.K.
Eight, Nine: This is for cherry wine and other things, amongst other things
Serengeti, Serengeti dog

I came here to do the monkey business--
The business of monkeys--
Peel a banana and I slip off the stage
Like, who out there smokes weed and where my bitches at?
Decade of rap, and we still stuck on that
I'm stuck on Whimsy
And this chimney-smoking girl with tats
She said when I did my favorite song that shit was great whack
I threw up the M, and rose a W
I got right in her face and said that "Honey, I'm in love with you"

I fought a friend,
I said, "I'm sorry, homie"
It musta been the drugs, it musta been the night on drugs
Cops and all that shit
Tell the sound guy, turn this shit down
And let everybody leave this place with a frown

I'm stylish offering from one said Serengeti
The one who's hip with the palace guards
And with that, and I said "give me a round of open bar"
I guaranteed I'll throw up
I guaranteed I won't show up the next day, slow up

My man Miles Bonny
Three, Four: For my man Hi-Fidel
Five, Six: This might do, Hi-Fidel
Mad Whimsy, gettin' drunk ? at Disney

Four, Six: This is for my man Rod
Five, Seven: This is for that dude P.K.
Eight, Nine: This is for cherry wine and other things, amongst other things
Serengeti, Serengeti dog

Mad Whimsy, Mad Whimsy, Mad Whimsy
*Hell yeah, do that shit*

I got a sailboat
And I'm gonna sail it when the world flow, world flow, world flow, world flow
I got a date tonight
And I'm gonna meet her at the borderline, borderline, borderline, borderline
I got a track in mind
And I'm gonna rock it on the bass line, bass line, bass line, the bass

Hey this is Noodle-Arm Whimsy
The new beginning
Wanna ? But we still ?
You can catch ? grinning
And this is Noodle-Arm Whimsy
The new beginning

One, Two: My man Miles Bonny
Three, Four: For my man Hi-Fidel
Five, Six: This might do, Hi-Fidel
Mad Whimsy, gettin' drunk ? at Disney

Four, Six: This is for my man Rod
Five, Seven: This is for that dude, P.K.
Eight, Nine: This is for cherry wine and other things, amongst other things
Serengeti, Serengeti dog


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