The lazy-boy's your favourite place, to sit and learn about
the inner workings of the globe and the role of the spouse.
It suits you well that all we see,
are two-line-jokes who barely shed any credibility
for femininity.
The punch line will show you your place in life, on the stage and on the screen.

Cause every time that I turn on my TV my anger begins,
I’m smashing my radio: the millionaires are worse than My Wife & Kids.
Bart Simpson was right we need "more chicks on the bench”
And yesterday my best friend taught me that there’s nothing funny about double standards.
It’s worse than you think.

Another fucking role model who likes to reinforce
this diatribe of ignorance and the values we distort.
So take this pen and sign here see, something about this party just doesn’t seem much fun to me, a sausage party.
I'd like to know who told you so, who you're allowed to be.

Every time that I turn on my TV my anger begins,
I’m smashing my radio cause Fergie sucks more worse than According to Jim.
Bart Simpson was right we need "more chicks on the bench”
And yesterday my best friend taught me that there’s nothing funny yeah,
my best friend told me that there's nothing funny...

I can sit here all day and debate,
I can argue with regression til my voice box fucking breaks,
So I'll stand alone, they jump the gun, a batting cage for conclusions
Cause they don't care, innocently unaware.

Every time that I turn on my TV my anger begins,
I’m smashing my radio cause Nicky sucks more than Two and a Half Men.
Bart Simpson was right we need "more chicks on the bench”
On black Thursday my best friend taught me that there’s nothing funny about double standards.
Cunt's F'd.


Lyrics submitted by JoeyCape

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