My worst case birthday scenario
Is so totally sad you don’t want to know
A rainy monday morning, and a small dry cake
And my girlfriend is already gone when I awake

I got a whole day off before me
I wish that anyone would call me
Oh that’s my worst case birthday scenario

Scenario....

Older and uglier and all alone
My girlfriend and all of my friends have gone
I sit down and smoke one last cigarette
I got none of the presents I hoped I would get

And the party was real quiet
A little stiff I can’t deny it
Oh that’s my worst case birthday scenario

Scenario...

I do not mean to be ungrateful, but I think I need new friends
Younger, louder, prettier, sexier, generous new friends

And the party was real quiet
A little stiff I can’t deny it
Oh that’s my worst case birthday scenario

Scenario...


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