EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
TONY HAWK!
VERSUS!
WAYNE GRETZKY!
BEGIN!

Tony:
I can skate better than this churchboy turd can
Not cash money, it's just Wayne vs Birdman
You got your whole league to protect and adore you
So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?
(Ooh!) Im the dude who blew up extreme sports
That nose looks like its seen some extreme snorts
I mean look at that thing, that slope is gigantic!
Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic
Now the ice underneath ya will be melted into water
When I hit ya with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter
Your old and your basic, your talent is faded
And Oiler Alert: You're about to get traded!
I drop rhymes like im dropping into a halfpipe
I'll thrash this asswipe hit ya like a hash pipe
Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, you're too clean
I got this covered like gravy on Poutine

Wayne:
Now that verse was rough, damn Tony!
So let me smooth it out like i'm a damn Zamboni
Im the greatest ever when I play hockey
But on the microphone I don't play, Hawkey
Its a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect
If you don't then you'll catch a slapshot to the deck
And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked
So you best prepare for arrival and cross-check
Let me tell ya what putting a puck in the net's worth
Double what you've banked in bucks, check my networth
And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for wayne
You're on your fourth wife? Talk about the X-Games!
There was one big trick that you ever did
Then you got outspun by a twelve your kid
Oh, you like fingerflips? How about one of these!
Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees!

Tony:
Great one, Wayne. lemme say somethin' Wayne
I got 99 problems and you ain't one Wayne!
You'll catch a pop shove it to the mullet if you tempt me
Your threats are like my swinnin' pools, bruh. Empty!

Wayne:
Let's skip the kickflips and mctwists
You'll be speechless after three periods like an ellipses
This goofy footed geek's straight getting smoked
Got you down on your kneepads, sorry about the Deke joke!

Tony:
You should hit the buzzer, cuz its time to change lines
You can put that joke on the top shelf of lame rhymes
This ain't your typical sports, I use centripetal force
While you prance around in four pound icy diaper shorts
I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck
Hockey USED to have guts, but now the teams mighty suck!
I taught kids around the world there's nothing you can't do
I put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes

Wayne:
Time out! Let's talk about athletic achievements
You and I have so many world records between us
One hundred and eighty four, that's plenty of them
And iv'e set one hundred and eighty three of them!
unrefuted, undisputed, G-O-A-T
You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3
And i'm too far ahead for you to catch up
For true sports fans? This was finished as soon as they heard the matchup!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



Lyrics submitted by Jirachibi

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