EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ASH KETCHUM!
VERSUS!
CHARLES DARWIN!
BEGIN!

Ash:
Darwin wants to battle? Doesnt seem like a fight
But this should be fun, iv'e yet to catch the ghost type
I got the highest speed stat, drop raps lightning fast
Open my pockets and Go Charizard on your ass!
'Cuz im Ash! Thats the A-to-the SH!
I dont care how many beetles and butterflies you squoosh!
Your earthworms cant beat these magical beasties
Your shit talking mouth is the origin of feces
You got Candy Raps, Reese's Pieces!
In This Ecosystem, im the dominant species!
When its time to train, I turn to Pikachu!
When I need a weak verse, i choose you!

Darwin:
Hello, there. And welcome to a world called Earth
Where actual minds do ground breaking work
If you're looking for the fittest, im the Natural Selection
You're so innefective you couldnt even turn 11
What you spit's just not hard hitting enough
Its kid's stuff, you're soft like a Jigglypuff!
You got no Game, Boy so you'll get the broom quick
The real Ash packs a much better Boomstick!
Im a masterful naturalist, what iv'e glimpsed
Will outclass all the crap on your laughable list
My research reversed, the first words of the church
You measure your worth by the sales of your merch

Ash:
Yo! Uhm...real quick
This dude spent EIGHT YEARS studying Barnacle dick (Kick it!)
You think im impressed byu your boat trip? Please!
You're the most annoying thing on a Beagle since fleas!
You're a glitchy old man, best left out at sea
Set sail and Galapago suck on these!

Darwin:
Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick
Your animated slave fights make me sick
When I battle a foe from so simple a beginning
I may not be Charles Sheen, but im still Dar-Winning

Ash:
Man, if THATS true, then nature IS cruel!
'Cause the only thing you're winning is your cousin's gene pool
You lost three children when they were still small
TB and Scarlet fever? Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Darwin:
It took millions of years for mankind to evolve
Now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your Balls
And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother
As hard as the wood Oak gave to your mother!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Lyrics submitted by Jirachibi

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