I do not mind jerking off John
He does a lot of activism for the animals
I do not mind wrappin' my fingers around John's dick
He is a vegan superhero
He'd never hurt a chick

After John does activism for the animals
He likes it when I play with his genitals
To get John's penis erect
It doesn't take long at all
Because his arteries are not clogged up with cholesterol

I do not mind jerking off John
He does a lot of activism for the animals
I do not mind wrappin' my fingers around John's dick
He is a vegan superhero
He'd never hurt a chick

John is compassionate
He would not hurt a fly
But he doesn't go on many dates
Because he is quite shy
When John gets horny
I'm the one who makes love with him
I'm so used to his wrinkly balls
I don't even have to make the lights go dim

I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
Jerking off John the vegan superhero
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
Jerking off John the vegan superhero

I'm happy to run my fingers through John's pubic hair
As long as he is kind to animals everywhere
I'm happy to help make John's crotch feel good
As long as he spreads the vegan word all around the neighborhood

I do not mind jerking off John
He does a lot of activism for the animals
I do not mind wrappin' my fingers around John's dick
He is a vegan superhero
He'd never hurt a chick

I do not mind jerking off John
He does a lot of activism for the animals
I do not mind wrappin' my fingers around John's dick
He is a vegan superhero
He'd never hurt a chick

I do not mind jerking off John
I do not mind jerking off John


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