If I had a nickel for every person
Who doesn't wanna suck my dick
I'd be a millionaire
I'd be a millionaire
If I had a nickel for every person
Who doesn't wanna suck my dick
I'd be a millionaire
I'd be a millionaire

My penis and testicles are gettin' together for a pity party
They're feeling a little bit sad, because I'm the only one who plays with them
My penis and testicles are gettin' together for a pity party
They're feeling a little bit sad, because I'm the only one who plays with them

If I ever meet someone and they wanna suck on my penis
Perhaps I will be okay with that
If they don't wanna suck on my penis
I will also be okay with that

Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

If ya don't wanna suck on my penis
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
If ya don't wanna fondle my testicles
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
If ya don't wanna swallow my semen
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
If ya do wanna suck on my penis
Let's get married

If I had a nickel for every person
Who doesn't wanna suck my dick
I'd be a millionaire
I'd be a millionaire
If I had a nickel for every person
Who doesn't wanna suck my dick
I'd be a millionaire
I'd be a millionaire

Don't feel sad if nobody wants to play with your genitals
There are people who have much bigger problems than that
There are people who have no clean water to drink
There are people who have no food to eat
Those people wish that a lack of oral sex
Was their biggest problem

If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me:
"First World problems
First World problems"
If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me:
"First World problems
First World problems"

Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis
I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis


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