Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly

Carnist men eat animals
That's not a sexy thing to do
Vegan men are kind to animals
They're the guys you want to screw

Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly

Carnist men clog up their cocks
With cholesterol
Vegan men have clean arteries
Vegan cocks grow big and tall

Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly

If you get together with a carnist male
You can be pretty certain that his dick will fail
If you get together with a vegan male
You can bet your ass
His dick will be hard as a nail

Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly

Since you are what you eat
And carnist men eat corpses
Fucking a carnist is like fucking a corpse
Vegans, on the other hand, eat live food
After a vegan screws you, you'll be full of gratitude

Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly

Vegan cocks are like bananas: They feel good in your mouth
They feel even better when they go down south
Hey, ladies, let me show ya how to suck a vegan dick
You'll get a taste of vegan paradise with every lick


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