"99 Problems BC (Rock Mix)" as written by and Felix Pappalardi Alphonso Henderson....
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I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there’s a bitch over there,
Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
Or I rock the whole damn heard
Fuck them all and leave them on a curb.
I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,
Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink.
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That’s why they stay with me!

So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one

I got a bitch this old, a bitch this new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built
A bitch who all the titties give powder milk.
I got a bitch who’s funny, a bitch who ain’t
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can’t
I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane
I even got a bitch who have soul train.
I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends!
I got a bitch who’s broke as a plum
But she’s the most fun!
I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don’t
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won’t
A bitch who’s short, a bitch who’s tall
A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one

I got a bitch who loves the G
She’ll fuck you right after she fucks me.
I got a bitch who loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a bitch that’s fast, a bitch who’s slow
A bitch that’s a virgin, and a bitch that’s a hoe.
A bitch that lies, a bitch that’s true,
A bitch who’s a man, because your bitch is too!
I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot,
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who’s lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks,
A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean
A super fan bitch that I not to [?] me

Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one


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"99 Problems BC" as written by Felix Pappalardi Alphonso Henderson

Lyrics © REACH MUSIC PUBLISHING , SPIRIT MUSIC GROUP, UNIVERSAL MUSIC PUB GROUP , Universal Music Publishing Group, WARNER CHAPPELL MUSIC INC

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