You wish you had hair like this, like this?
You wish you had hair like this?
You wish you had hair like this, like this?
You wish you had hair like this?

You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you

Nobody wants to suck your dick
Nobody wants to fuck you
Nobody wants to lick your balls
Nobody wants to give you phone calls
You're gonna die a lonely man
Nobody wants to be with you, 'cause you are losin' your hair

You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness going on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you

Mother Nature in her infinite wisdom made your hair fall out so that women wouldn't want you
The last thing we need
Is a loser like you reproducing
Your forehead is so big it's not a forehead, it's a sevenhead
Your receded hairline is not attractive

You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
You got some male pattern baldness goin' on
I feel sorry for you

You are balding, balding
Balding, balding
Balding, balding
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-balding, balding
Balding, balding
Balding, balding
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-balding


Lyrics submitted by Eamon

Male Pattern Baldness song meanings
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