Squeegee in hand, windshield far away.
My windshield was dirty,
and it was really cold outside,
but the squeegee handle was stuck in a block of ice.
Squeegee in hand, windshield far away,
I'm in an Amish heavy metal band.
Squeegee in hand, windshield far away,
I put tennis balls in my dryer almost every day,
and I ride my bike to the drive-in.
Squeegee in hand, windshield far away.
there's a camouflage washing machine,
and you can't even watch it clean.
You can't see it, no
it's hiding by the cordless pizza.
I got a basketball stuck on my tire.
Ok um, alright, hold on, I'm combing my hair.
OK, how's that look?
Oh it's still stickin' up on top?
OK, alright. How's that?
You know, I don't have any lyrics for this particular part of the song
so I'm just gonna drink a soda instead.
(coughing noises)
Man I shoulda had lyrics!
Went down the wrong way there.
Remove food and particles from area.
Pre-test on inconspicuous, small part of the surface.
Shake well, turn nozzle.
Apply product to surface,
and wipe off with a clean, dry cloth.
I'm gonna tie my shoes together.
Cappuccino paint.
I'm goin' on a diet vacation.
Spray paint your shoulder.


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