Fuck Guns N Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product (unless he's black)
Toilet paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies

Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies

Libraries, back-up parachutes and
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

Harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says
My dad says
My dad says
that's for pussies



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