EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DEADPOOL!
VERSUS!
BOBA FETT!
BEGIN!

Deadpool:
Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you to diss you!
But you guys honestly think that id screw this feud up?
And lose to the dude a huge toothie cootchie chewed up?
Thats bananas! I do damage when i brandish my katanas
Man, Ill slice you up then vanish in my lady bug pajamas
Im one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
Doing temp work for vader and odd jobs for Jabba!
Im tight, you're mad baggy! Im toned, you're so flabby
Mad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!
Somebody outta but a bounty on that cape
Hmm, maybe i'll write a letter and mail it to your face!

Boba:
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1
Because your style makes me Spacesick
And your bars are like your old pal Cable, fucking basic
Ill smack a merc in the mouth if he doesnt stop running that lip off
Bitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke ripoff!
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons
You got wolverine's powers, man you're comic sloppy seconds
That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to Medschool
Because right now you're no good to me, deadpool

Deadpool:
Oooh! Whats that? A missle backpack?
Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks
Presenting the most over rated character anyone ever saw
With 5 lines in the trilogy and one of them was AHHHH

Boba:
I only need 5 lines becaue i look fucking great
You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face
But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead
Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head

Deadpool:
Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got 2 voices!
You're like your holiday special man, full of bad choices!

Boba:
You think your chimichanga's hot but you couldnt be milder
You shoulda made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder

Deadpool:
And the coolest things about you got straight up abaondoned!
You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your Canon
So maybe dont talk about movies? 'cause you got dick to say
Wrap that arm dart around jar jar and go Far Far Away!

Boba:
Im a legend, you're a trend! You aint got half the skills i got
Ill beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap
And then i'll call Domino's , she likes what im shaking
She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian Bacon!
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes
I come equipped with a full set of sick mandalorian flows
Everybody knows you got that power of regenration
Now run home and heal from this disintegration

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (WOOOO!) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!



Lyrics submitted by Jirachibi

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