We're so ugly our doctor prescribes smack
When we look in mirrors they always crack

We're so ugly and also we're unkind
The only thing worse than our fronts are our behinds

We're so ugly don't you look at us
Othewise you might pass out our ugliness does crush

We're so ugly little children gasp
I crush 'em to death under my enormous arse

We're so ugly you sure would pass out
And if we give you a leer in terror you will shout

We're so ugly old ladies they do cry
If they have heart conditions sometimes they do die

We're so ugly tourists cameras at us click
They are so insensitive they are really sick

But we're so ugly we break the camera's lens
Thos cameras are so traumatised them you cannot mend

We're so ugly when archaeologists us find
They'll claim we are Neanderthals from Neolithic times

We're so ugly peaople scream but we don't mind
One day our prince will come though of course he will be blind

Lyrics submitted by Mellow_Harsher

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