Waaa! Welcome to the sleazy world of underwear maintenance
If you've got a tampon in your pocket
You're all ready to play
Well if you really want to stuff
A wad of Kleenex up your muff
Then this is the way you get way buffed
Go on the rag rag rag rag raggedy man
Ain't he an awful nice raggedy man
Raggedy raggedy raggedy man

Pass me another ball of wadding
Pick me another bale of cotton and then
Shove it clean up where the sun has forgotten
Nothing like being on the rag like you fags
Nothing like being on the rag

Suddenly the town is filled with blood and tissue
And between your legs the carnage starts to issue
The soothing fibers drink the gore
I miss you
I wish you and I ride to the sky
Baby on the rag
Baby on the rag so high!
Long as you live you got to give up and bleed like a pig
This tiny exercise in futility helps turn a girl into a public utility
Futility futility

The soothing fibers drink the gore
I miss you
I wish you and I ride to the sky
Baby on the rag
Baby on the rag so high!
Long as you live you got to give up and bleed like a baby
Hey maybe you're on the rag

Futility futility futility

And between your legs the carnage starts to issue
The soothing fibers drink the gore
I miss you


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