Wanna lick my balls?
Go vegan
Wanna suck my dick?
Go vegan
If you eat animal products
We're never gonna get busy
Wanna kiss my lips?
Go vegan
Wanna grab my ass?
Go vegan
If you eat animal products
We're never gonna get busy

If you exploit animals, my crotch is closed for business
If you are vegan, my crotch is open for business!

Hamburger on your plate?
Closed for business
Veggie burger on your plate?
Open for business!
Hot dog on your plate?
Closed for business
Veggie dog on your plate?
Open for business!
Turkey on your plate?
Closed for business
Tofurky on your plate?
Open for business!
Chicken on your plate?
Closed for business
Vegan chicken on your plate?
Open for business!

If you exploit animals, my crotch is closed for business
If you are vegan, my crotch is open for business!

Scrambled eggs on your plate?
Closed for business
Scrambled tofu on your plate?
Open for business!
Cow's milk in your glass?
Closed for business
Plant-based milk in your glass?
Open for business!
Cow's-milk cheese on your plate?
Closed for business
Vegan cheese on your plate?
Open for business!
Cow's-milk ice cream in your bowl?
Closed for business
Vegan ice cream in your bowl?
Open for business!

If you exploit animals, my crotch is closed for business
If you are vegan, my crotch is open for business!

Wanna lick my balls?
Go vegan
Wanna suck my dick?
Go vegan
If you eat animal products
We're never gonna get busy
Wanna kiss my lips?
Go vegan
Wanna grab my ass?
Go vegan
If you eat animal products
We're never gonna get busy

We're never gonna get busy
You're never gonna swallow my jizzy
Until you go vegan
Go vegan
We're never gonna get busy
You're never gonna swallow my jizzy
Until you go vegan
Go vegan
We're never gonna get busy
You're never gonna swallow my jizzy
Until you go vegan
Go vegan
We're never gonna get busy
You're never gonna swallow my jizzy
Until you go vegan
Go vegan
Yeah


Lyrics submitted by Eamon

My Crotch Is Open for Business (If You're Vegan) song meanings
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