This is a song for the saddest piece of meat
In the world

Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard

Carnist cock
You must get angry every time your owner eats animals
Carnist cock
You must get mad when your owner eats eggs and dairy
Animal products are loaded with
Artery-clogging cholesterol
Can you imagine blockages in your cock?
That's fuckin' scary

Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard

Vegan food is cholesterol free
Vegan food keeps my penis happy
Blood rushes into my cock easily, because I don't eat meat, eggs, or dairy
All my arteries are clean
I'm a sexy vegan love machine
Got no blockages in my cock
Blood rushes in, makes me hard as a rock

Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that your owner clogs you up with cholesterol
Carnist cock
I'm sorry that you find it hard to get hard

Carnist cock, I will try to inspire
Your owner to go vegan
I hope your owner will listen to me
Maybe one day you'll be able to do more than just pee
For the animals, for the planet, for your cock
Go vegan, go vegan, go vegan, go vegan, go vegan
For the animals, for the planet, for your cock
Go vegan, go vegan, go vegan, yeah


Lyrics submitted by Eamon

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