I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell

Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell

Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell


Lyrics submitted by Mellow_Harsher

Plastic Jesus song meanings
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