If you were
waiting for a plane
stuck in terminal B with nothing but your palm to read
you could sing this song to me
instead of staring at the TV

Let’s say you
got lost while camping
it might be tempting to panic out there all alone
but CDs reflect the sun
use this one to Mayday home

How could this song be more
than musical decor, or sonic petits four
Could it have some real use
like a foolproof excuse
or bulletproof glass at the liquor store?

This song could
contain some secret code
which the powers that be don’t know informs our operatives
that it is unsafe to give
your real name if taken captive

If you have
Jingle bells in your mind
this song could neutralize
that toxic little melody
it’s kind of a remedy
for the corporate licensing fee

How could this song be more
than musical decor, or sonic petits four
Could it have some real use
like a foolproof excuse
or bulletproof glass at the liquor store?

or ends to all these little putrid wars
convenient pads for cleaning dirty pores
knowing when to shut up or to ignore
or bulletproof glass at the liquor store?


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