EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JULIUS CAESAR!
VERSUS!
SHAKA ZULU!
BEGIN!

S
Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander!
Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savanna
But when i go hand to hand with you? I go hammer!
Knock over his dome, wrap it up in its own banner!
Send it back to rome with a message from the Zulu:
If you battle Shaka, this what happen to you
You take a step across that equator you'll walk right into a massacre!
And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa!

J
You talk a lotta shit for a man wearing a diaper
I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cypher?
'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no disicpline
And im ruling over you like a bootful of my citizens!
So you should take your cowskin shield and hide under it
Youre fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumverates!
Im the last of the Empire and the first of the Republicans
And hunting you accompanies by leigons of my countrymen
Ask my kidnappers if im just a shit talker
Doc J Dunk on ya like Boom Shakalaka!
So dont go waggling those sticks at me
If I wanted to shake spears, i'd have waggled my biography!

Z
Oh, I've heard of your play! Tell me, how does it end?
Oh, yes. You get stabbed many times by your friends
So what ya gonna do with your roman swords?
When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns
Of the Zulu warriors! Trained on thorns!
To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes!
I got the strength of a Lion and the speed of a cheetah!
And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar!

J:
Can I be a hyena? Because im going to laugh
Ill build a road from the bones of your goat herding ass
First my frontlines will drop down and smack you in the chest
Then ill decimate your horns, you cant outflank the best
Let your reserves come at me! My ballista's cocked and ready!
When I take aim I always keep my whole crew steady
Because there's no use in murdering you and your heathens
You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC HOOROO!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


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