Crazy Dave threw a party, and to make it complete
He challenged any emcee to take a mickey to the beat
So I jumped up on the table, started pitching my rhymes
When I was rudely interrupted by the doorbell chimes

The minute you walked through the door with her
I knew I wanted to get busy on the floor with her
But I had an obligation to the people at the fest (people at the fest)
If I stopped rapping there’d be no contest (no contest)

The only chance I had to make your girlfriend see
That she should spend her time with the noble Def G
Was turning on her mind with a funky fresh lyric
And hoping that she hears it

Well I don’t mean to be dissin’ but while you were out back pissin’
Your girlfriend caught a listen and now she’s just itchin’
To be kissin’ me from my head down to my toes
She might linger on some bits in between, I don’t know
But if she does, cuz, you know I won’t protest
‘Cause of all the debbies at the party tonight

Your girlfriend is the best (x4)

Your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best (x2)
Kick it, K!

They say the grass is greener on the other side
And with a body like she’s got it’s getting harder to hide
My affection, and my erection is beginning to rise in her direction
I see her trying to play and look the other way
But I know I can’t escape her detection
Well you can call me your snake if it’ll make you feel better
But either way, I’m gonna get her let me tell ya

Got a plan laid out and I won’t let you ruin it
Don’t care if you are in the room when I am doing it
First stage, you have too much to drink
You start to feelin’ dizzy and you vomit in the sink
Twenty minutes later, there’s gonna be no doubt
Like a condom at the clinic you will be passed out
And while you’re sleepin’ in your sneakers I’ll continue on my quest
Your girlfriend ain’t just better man

Your girlfriend is the best (x4)

I said your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best
Your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best

I’m feelin’ squidgets
‘Cause I got the digits
Of this y’all
And I’m gonna call her behind your back
And lie and lie and lie
Here we go, go

Come 1:35 she’ll be lookin’ for a ride
I casually mention that my Chevy’s outside
She says that it’s too early for her to go to bed
So we pull into the market for a bottle of red
I won’t be content until your girlfriend is mine
‘Cause on the freeway of love, you’re nothin’ but a yield sign
Back at my pad, I light a candle with the flame
After one glass, she don’t remember your name
I use the smooth moves ‘cause it only makes sense
“Would you like a massage? You look a little tense”
When the wine is all gone and the candlelight has died out
That’s when I’ll be getting in her honeycomb hideout

Slip on the jimmy jap before I slip it in
I’m sure your girl is clean, but who knows where you’ve been
There’s no need for me to go into detail about the rest
Just trust me when I tell you, son

Your girlfriend is the best (x3)
Your girlfriend is the B-E-S-T

Your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best
Well let me tell you how your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best

I’ve got the stink of your pink in my drink
It makes me want to lick you, girl

Your girl, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best
Oh really really really girlfriend, your girlfriend, your girlfriend is the best

Your girlfriend is the best
She’s got the nice breasts
I want to know what’s going on underneath that dress
She came into my house and looked a little depressed
I said, “Spend the night, you can be my guest”

Girlfriend, girlfriend, yes I had your girlfriend (x2)



Lyrics submitted by burkleigh

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