My name's Ash Ketchum, baby
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokémons
Yo bro, I can help you with that

Hey Brock!
I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps
All right, let's go!

Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Oh, I know these guys

Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock

Whoa...

Hatorade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

Are... Are you serious?
You're not making those up? Those are real?
Ha ha, you know it bro!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Well it seems new types of Pokémon are coming out really fast
Oh, there are more
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

We've got Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Piccadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinklebird, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan,
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Daftsweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystuff
Wetsock, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!
Don't worry, there's only a couple left
How many?
Uh, 300,064...
Nooooo!

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Argument, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, Actuallysatan, Wenisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenip, Spatulantern
Thumaurman, Bunchanugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freeingburgler, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer

Fuck it
You know what, I'm going back to the hospital
*gunshots* Ah, my sack!, My sweet, sweet sack...


Lyrics submitted by Ashram

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