EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MARTIN LUTHER KING!
VERSUS!
GANDHI!
BEGIN!

Gandhi:
You want to battle wits? See who's a better pacifist?
I fought the caste system but you still cannot touch this
Slumdog Skill-ionare, first name Messiah
Raps so hot: I spit Yoga Fire!
Everything you preach, I said it first!
You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!
Leave your thoughts on the door, like the real Martin Luther
Im not thinking you shall overcome this, Junior

Martin:
Im the king of Civil Rights from the city to suburbia
No shoes, no shirt but im still gonna serve ya
Make ya swallow your words so you can break the fast
Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last!
I admire the way you broke the British power
But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower
Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
Flatten your style like bread, Naan Violence!

Gandhi:
You would know about bread Dr. Birmingham Sandwich
Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach
With protests and women the same advice goes
Always stay away from the hose

Martin:
I got so much street cred they write my name on the signs!
Id call ya for tech support but I got a No Bell Prize!
Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
But im about to forgive you so hard right now

Gandhi:
I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
I am celibate because I dont give a fuck!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


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