I know a girl who isn't
Getting any younger
Almost a woman, but she's got a ways to go

Appetite suppressants
Couldn't cure her hunger
There's quite a difference between the two, you know

But ever since you took up with him
You haven't had a minute to spare
Ever since you hooked up with him
There's neither hide nor hair

Someone here's a dim bulb
Someone here's a tightwad
Someone's having phone sex
When they're not comitting mail fraud

Someone's eating lip balm
Somone needs a stiff prod
Someone get this blow-torch out
To melt this little tin god

Hey shameproof flirt!
Where does it hurt?
Don't try to touch him when he's naked beneath his night-shirt

So prim and pert
So cruel and curt
Dead set on shattering the faith of a recent convert

Ever since you took up with him
There hasn't been a moment to lose
Ever since you hooked up with him
You've been a spitting, sputtering fuse

Someone's playing bit part
Someone's getting slipshod
Someone got their licks in just before those kicks got outlawed

Someone here's a crack shot
Someone's looking slack-jawed
Someone get this blow-torch lit
To melt this little tin god

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Shameproof Flirt song meanings
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