"Psychopathia Sexualis" as written by and Lenny Bruce....
Psychopathia Sexualis
I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas
Poor neurotica me!

When my family found out they raised the roof
'Cause I bought a ring to fit her hoof
Poor brain, the size of a pea

She looked so nice against the rail
With her pretty long legs and her pony tail
I guess against convention I'll never win
I'll probably end up in the loony bin
But in my heart I'll always be free

The head shrinker said my societal concept had been
Warped by an Oedipus Rex
Which caused me to hate the opposite sex
But what he doesn't know is that my second wife
Was a ten pound goose named Dex

I'm paranoid and subliminated
In love with a horse that ain't been spaded
Traumatic scene please let me be

I been hypnotized, tranquilized, analyzed, rationalized
Taken every pill from Seconal to Dexamyl
Sitting with my wife necking in the dark
And knowing her ex-lovers are running at Hollywood Park
Can be a bug I will admit
But it's all made up when i see her running around the house
In a negligee, brace and bit

Like most young couples we had our fights
Deciding what's fair about her rights
We finally got adjusted and I was boss
When I woke one mornig and on the lawn I found a firey cross

The Ku Klux Klan said we had to get out that day
"Move everything! Lock, stock, horse and carriage!"
The Klan wouldn't stand for no mixed marriage

So I'm feeling blue
Ain't got a penny in my pocket
We're gonna volunteer for a satellite rocket
So me and her can sit and spoon
And visit my first wife
Who jumped over the moon

Lyrics submitted by JohnnyLurg

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