EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
STEVEN SPIELBERG!
VERSUS!
ALFRED HITCHCOCK!
BEGIN!

Steven:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector
Learning from your films to become a much better directer
Now picture a three billion dollar dream machine
Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!
Try to duel with me, Alfred? You must be psycho
Ill bring back jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat
Im Always so on top of my game, I get the vertigo
My jets in the terminal waiting for me to Murder! ya!
I rock the Academy and the DGA
You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and souffles
Check the trades and see me Amblin to my next big play!
I produce cartoons and make games for all ages
You produced Jimmy Stewart making 1 of 2 faces!
Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious
Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!

Hitchcock:
That was a close encounter of the turd kind
But there wont be a pretty ending this time
Half of your billions should go to John Williams
Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance!
Im the master of suspense! So intense!
No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!
My skill's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance
You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers
C'mon! Fish puppets and muppets to stir the fears up?
I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!
Im the best Mamma Jamma who ever stood behind the camera
Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!

Tarantino:
CUT! Gimme a Tylenol, stop rhyming ya'll
Alfred you got no style, dog, im the king of dialogue
There's only one movie I know you from
And iv'e seen more blood in the shower when I stub my toe in one
You tried to fight in World War I, but couldnt do that
The British army wouldnt let you join because you were too fat
Look it up, its a true fact! Wikipedia that!
Now allow me to attack Steven the hack
Due to War of the Worlds, a failure's what I label you
It looked like some sell out bullshit Michael Bay would do
Ask anybody, Whats your favorite Sam Jackson part?
No one's gonna say: Whats his name? From Jurassic Park?
The scripts that I write aint the cleanest (FUCK!)
But when I grip mics im the meanest (DICK!)
Quentin Tarantino is a genius
A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis

Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word but there's no reason to use it
Unless you're talking about the Kubrick then theres really nothing to it
Everything I do is visionary, every single frame a panting
Made exactly how I wanna make it
Do another take and get it right, 127 times
Ill make you learn to love me, Im the bomb! Drop ultra-violent rhymes
Like Clockwork, make you all hurt! Beat Spielberg, the color purple!
A.I is the worst wasted potential since the ninja turtles!

Bay:
Thats enough! Iv'e heard enough crap from all of you!
Why don't I come down there and show you what a REAL star can do?
I swoop low with the telephoto
No Bruckheimer, I work solo
If there's one thing I learned bitch
This game's about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
I make that dollar y'all! MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
Even make Mark Wahlberg make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money
Rose to the rock and now I got socks made of silk money!
I aint got that guilt money, I dont give a fuck!
I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts!
I give the people what they love while the critics say im evil!
Got no time to read reviews, while im working on the sequel!
I got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle!
When it comes to blowing up, no directer is my equal!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEE- *explosion* -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


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