When I was a young man, I traveled 'round the world.
And I've been with every kind of girl.
I think I slept with half the population of Japan.
It's nothin' strange.
It's normal for a man.
Back then, our president, he really raised the bar for getting stuck caught in the cookie jar.
He gave a new meaning to havin' an intern on your staff.
It's nothin' strange.
It's normal for a man.

Then he went on T.V. and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand!
Just grow a pair and fess up and say, 'It's normal for a man.'

When you are a 'tiger' and have a gorgeous wife, sometimes you just get tired of your life.
If you eat filet mignon each day, eventually you'll want Spam.
It's nothin' strange.
It's normal for a man.
Take that motorcycle man who wed a movie star.
While she made films, he trolled around in bars.
He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass!
It's nothin' strange.
It's normal for a man.

Then he went on T.V. and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand!
Just grow a pair and fess up and say, 'It's normal for a man.'

We men, we have our predilections.
We'll cheat if given half a chance.
There ain't no such thing as sex addiction.
We're just all horny bastards and we can't keep it in our pants.
It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

Now I'm old and wiser and have a lovely wife.
And I'll be true to her for all my life.
I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a Superman.
I guess I'm just too old and tired to do what's normal for a man.

But if I did, I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth and rattle off excuses for what made me cheat.
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand.
I'd show my pair and fess up and say, 'It's normal for a man.'

And you would leave and I'd be lonely.
I'd hit the bar and wreck my health.
I'd cry and say I ruined everything.
Don't be sad for me.
It's nothin' strange.
It's normal for a man.


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