Ms Pedantovic counted the lines
Everyone at the Express made sure
To be on her good side
No matter the profile of the name in the byline
To her it was numbers of columns
And numbers of paragraphs
Measured in lines
Of 32 characters

Ms Pedantovic did not want to know
When some whippersnapper pointed out the word count
In the tools menu
Her life's work reduced to such a basic task
That was something she couldn't countenance
So she counted on to the end
Counting the lines
She was quite a character

The world we inhabit must change
Things now familiar we will not see again
With every renewal there will be pain
But the world we inhabit must change
Beyond recognition
Change change change

When Ms Pedantovic had to resign
Everyone at the Express bought her
A nice bottle of wine

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