Robert:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Geonosian Gladiator Area, presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek redshirt and a Star Wars Storm Trooper.

Voltaire:
Expendable.
I'm wearing red and I'm expendable.
You need me dead?
I am dependable.
You need me alive?
I'm not your guy.
'Cause on the surface, where Spock and Kirk is, it's almost certain that I'm gonna die!
Expendable am I.

Jason:
Terrible.
When it comes to shooting, I'm just terrible.
I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy.
I couldn't hit the Death Star while on the Death Star.
I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry!
A terrible shot am I.

Voltaire:
Back at the academy, no one was as bad as me, though I tried my very best.
Made my teachers all irate.
Puked from everything I ate.
Got an 'F' on every test.
Though excellin' was my wish, I broke the main deflector dish, and they threw me out of class.
Then they caught me raisin' heck naked on the holodeck.
I thought there's no way I can pass.
Then, just when I thought that I was screwed, they said...
Tim: "We've got the perfect job for you."
Voltaire: "You do?"

Tim:
"You'll be expendable.
You will wear red and be expendable.
For getting dead, you are dependable.
In fact, you are the perfect guy.
If shields are down or we blow a warp core, it's almost guaranteed you're gonna fry!
Expendable."
Voltaire: Am I?

Jason:
Back when I was just a teen, growing up on Tatooine, Beggar's Canyon was my scene.
But my aim was really bad.
Couldn't bull's eye a Womp Rat with my trusty T-16.
This made me a little stressed.
More than just a bit depressed.
Drowned my tears in Anchorhead.
There I met a man named Biggs.
Said he had the perfect gig to put me to the test.
And just when I thought that I was screwed, he said...
Robert: "I've got the perfect job for you."
Jason: "You do?"

Robert:
"You will be terrible.
When it comes to shooting, you're just terrible.
You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die.
We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass by building him an army of guys so terrible."
Jason: Am I?

Voltaire: And that's how I became a redshirt.
Jason: And that's how I became a Trooper.
Voltaire: And though apart we are pathetic...
Voltaire & Jason: ...together we are super-duper.
Jason: I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two and yet, much to your surprise, I'll miss you.
Voltaire: Yet I'll still die.
Jason: I'll miss you!
Voltaire: Yet I'll still...
Voltaire, Jason, Robert, & Tim: ...find a way to die!


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