Stuck With You (feat. Amanda Palmer)

Amanda: You're a slob.
It's such a bore.
Your underwear strewn on the floor.
Voltaire: And you're a packrat most extreme.
Our house is full of magazines.
Amanda: The toilet's broke, and yet I bet His Majesty ain't fixed it yet.
Voltaire: You're one to talk, sleepyhead, and get your fat ass out of bed.

Voltaire & Amanda: But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
Voltaire: So, until then, I'm stuck with you.

Amanda: Swore that you'd be true to me, but gave me infidelity.
Voltaire: Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
She was your sister.
What's the fuss?
Amanda: Well then, let's propose a truce.
What's good for gander is good for goose.
Voltaire: Hey now, that's different.
You took to bed my favorite dog and all my friends.

Voltaire & Amanda: But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
So, until then, I'm stuck with you.
But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
Amanda: This is my curse.
I said, "I do."
"Better or worse" I'm stuck with you.

Amanda: You poked my eye.
I wear a patch.
I should have given you one to match.
Voltaire: Did you forget you got me back?
You chopped my thumb off with an ax.
Amanda: You drowned my kittens one by one.
You looked like you were having fun.
Voltaire: You stabbed my mother in the chest with a Korean bayonet.

Voltaire & Amanda: But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
So, until then, I'm stuck with you.
But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
Voltaire: This is my curse.
I said, "I do."
Lest you die first, I'm stuck with you.

Amanda:
And now I lie here in the grave.
I pray to God my soul to save.
And in the darkness of the tomb, I'm glad I'm lying next to you.
Voltaire: And as I lay here six feet down, my body buried underground in this dank and dreary cold, I'm just glad I'm not alone.

Voltaire & Amanda: But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
So, until then, I'm stuck with you.
But in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part."
Amanda: I'm not sad I said, "I do."
Voltaire & Amanda: I'm just glad I was stuck with you.