"The Chicken Cow" as written by and Wesley Willis....
This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can bite your face

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the ass

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

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Lyrics submitted by TheRudeDude

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