Take Two

Gimme two takes and I'm gone with the wind
I know piranha rap niggas that'll eat you thin
This means their flow is sin
You better learn how to swim
So chill out, hero
I move my blade like Beatrix Kiddo
With the illest of haiku riddles
On top of mountain, playin a fiddle
You don't really wanna dance, you just dabble
Yo

You are not the better man
Like Wacko Jacko ain't Peter Pan
Actin like you ain't nervous
Now that's a true lie like Jamie Lee Curtis
You backwards like sock on shoe
Don't let me catch you where they rendezvous
You got your own shit, that means God blessed you
But that means I don't gotta like you
Son, the God spit spiteful

Come on dude, I was born to rap
When delivered, I had a rhyme and the doctors clapped
The nurse beatboxed
Harmonizin while the cradle rocked
You got problems, let me know
Shit, I got yo back like C-3PO
You thought rap was dead
Nah, you was on Prozac, it's all in yo head
It's all in yo head
Yo

So take two of these, but don't call me
In the mornin cause I'll be snorin
In the city or somewhere tourin
Next to a cutie, I'm wakin up yawnin
I guess I was blessed with the callin
I keep soarin, you keep fallin
And if it was up to me
We would just all evolve, just like Darwin
You need to quit stallin
Look

Sorry kid, you got overpaid
I know some hungry ass cats and they on they way
We like girls with Oil of Olay
No sausage here, we like fish fillet
And I don't need no one behind me
I do my dirt all by my lonely, homey
I used to listen to gangstas with Jheri curls
And make cheese sandwiches with no frills
My favorite groups was EPMD
PE on TV? Now that's therapy
I came up in the streets, you came up in the Smurf Village
There is no comparison
And if this was the search for the Holy Grail
You besta believe I'm Harrison
Ford, the whip is the mic cord
Witta invisible string if I drop sword
You put that together
We could do this to a beat or go a cappella
When I spit, these sentences change the weather
Lightning...