"It's Dangerous to Go Alone" as written by and Leigh Daniel Avidan Brian Alexander Wecht....
My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986, old school
I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam

Hold on a minute, Link

Hey what's up, old man

I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess
But you need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise

Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle scrotum that you're blowing

That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia, but even more s***ty
I'm at the corner of Deadcop and Prostitute Junction
Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do

Hold on a minute, Link

Old man, is that you?

This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

Well that's really kind of-
Gah, that's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men

Don't be that way, b****, let me introduce you
To my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you save the princess Zelda, well, you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo-jabber

Oh my god

I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Okay, now I really don't know where I am

Hold on a minute, Link

Goddamn it old man!

You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone, take-

No! F*** you! F*** you!
I'm not giving you a-
I'm not touching your w-
Stop the chilled out groove!

Geez!
You come in here tellin' me you got a wee-wee weapon
It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna s-
No!

So is that a no on the handjob, or-
Okay


Lyrics submitted by CygnusX3, edited by Ashram

"It's Dangerous to Go Alone" as written by Brian Alexander Wecht Arin Joseph Hanson

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    Song MeaningA creepy old guy trying to get a kid to give him a hand job. Obvious.
    ten10868on December 09, 2014   Link
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    General CommentIt's about Link on his journey to save the princess, and the Old Man (whom you meet on the cave that says "it's dangerous to go alone"). It's a parody on the whole Jim giving you a sword in which this case the sword is just the old man's dick. However, the song clearly explains what it is and Starbomb is famous for video game parodies.
    AfterFallon February 10, 2016   Link

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